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buy a phonebox
Have you ever wondered where all those red telephone boxes that used to adorn the Great British streets have gone? Do you miss them? Do you want to own one? Well now you can!

Yours for the special price of only £2,500!!*

Yes, its true. You can own a genuine former grade II listed building. The humble red-telephone box. Delivered straight to your door anywhere in the world this piece of architectural history can even have the original 1936 Jubilee interior, a genuine Bakelite telephone, a coin dispenser and re-prints of the original Emergency Instruction notice and Advert notices all installed. Weighing in at 750 kilos and made from cast iron and teak wood, every telephone box bought is lovingly** restored to look exactly how Sir Giles Gilbert Scott, its designer would have wanted***.

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alternatives
If you'd just prefer something a little bit different, why not consider getting a phonebox conversion. Far lighter than the real thing, and more versatile, these £5,000 beauties can even be fitted out to be your bathroom shower. The perfect feature in your office, or your lounge, or your garden, or your yacht - the possibilities are just endless.
If a phonebox isn't your thing, then why not go for the snail mail alternative, the postbox. Realistic, complete with locking door and collection time sheets, this wonderful piece of furniture can find a myriad of uses, from collecting letters, to acting as a stylish drinks cabinet****.

Things to do with your phone box once you've bought it


the small print:
*This price is special because it has the number 4 in it, and I like the number 4.
**To be honest I haven't got a clue whether the restoration was done in a loving fashion, but if it was not done for the love of the sleak and stylish red telephone box being restored, it was most probably done for the love of the money the restorer would get for restoring it.
***Presuming of course that he wanted it to look like it does when its been lovingly** restored.
***Note, as I don't have enough money to actually buy one of these I have not yet tried converting it into a drinks cabinet and therefore cannot guarantee that this is a possibility, however, I would guess that with a skilled craftsman, a set of powertools, some pollyfiller and lots of red paint you could make a pretty good attempt.
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