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Confusion ¬ For Confined Spaces
Elevators, busses, the tube, all confined spaces where you often have a captive audience. Perfect
Confusionisms
¿> You're one of them!!! [
    ]In a confined space such as a lift point at one of the other people and whilst backing away exclaim "You're one of them!!!" ¿> Chipmonks - The Final Battle! [ ]Download this sound and play it in very confined spaces to break that awkward silence when it goes really high pitch kick your pack and shout shut up. ¿> Passing [ ]You need to buy a cheap fart machine. They can be purchased in BHS sometimes for 10 quid. So obviousely, you take this machine and make it fart then shout, oh excuse me and walk away! ¿> Personal Space [ ]In a small room get there early and mark out your own personal space on the floor. Tell people they are invading your personal space if they cross the line.
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