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Confusion ¬ In Reply
Some of the best confusion is supplied in reply to an unwitting associate or passer by, who just by chance happens to feed you the right lines that you can take advantage of. So learn these off by heart, and just wait for the moment to be right...
Confusionisms
¿> Fast Food [
    ]When you place an order at the counter of a fast food restaurant and they ask you if your order is "to go" or "for here", reply "to go here". ¿> Christmas Cheer [ ]When people ask you what are you doing at christmas, ask with a perfectly straight face 'Is it on the 25th or the 26th this year?' ¿> Coffee. [ ]They say: How do you want your coffee? You say: Black with milk ¿> Davites Code. [ ]They say: Dave? You say: Tony! ¿> Happy Birthday [ ]They say: Happy Birthday You say: To you too. ¿> Get out clause [ ]They say: Why havent you washed the car/put the cat out/done your homework etc. You say: It wasnt me that didnt do it. ¿> Which side? [ ]They say: Are you alright? You say: No - half of me is left.
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