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Confusion ¬ The Answerphone
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¿> Confusing Answerphone Message: [
     ]Goodbye, and thanks for calling. ¿> Broken Answering Machine [ ]Hi, John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator.... Please speak very slowly while I write down the message and I'll stick it to myself with one of these magnets. ¿> Confusing Answerphone Message: [ ]Hello. I'm sorry I'm not in right now. Please leave your number, age, reason for calling, postal address, e-mail address, mobile phone number, fax number, oh and your name after the tone.... [beep] ....[1 second pause].... Thank you ..[phone hangs up.] ¿> Confusing Answerphone Message: [ ]Yeah, yeah I know, leave a message after the tone and all that.........I am speaking to an answerphone aren't I?....[beep] ¿> Confusing Answerphone Message: [ ]Hello. I'm sorry I'm not in right now. To leave a message please press the 1 key on your phone, to get more information press 2, press 3 to get me to call you back, press 4 to hold till I'm available(about three weeks), press 5 for the sheer sake of it as I don't really have a high tech answering system and my tape is full so you can't leave a message anyway. Goodbye. ¿> Confusing Answerphone Message: [ ]Hello.......[long pause].........Yep.......[long pause].........Erm........This is an answerphone you realize......
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