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Confusion ¬ dave project answerphone
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The old Obscurity Answerphone has now joined the dave project, as a way of getting your audio confusion heard. If you want to test out your ideas for confusion over the phone, or want to show others how to best carry out a confusionism, just call the number above and leave a message. Lo and behold, as if by magic, it should appear within a day or so here on obscurity :)

Leave anything you like, confusing as possible on the answerphone, it'll either be linked into one of the confusionisms or practical jokes on the site, or appear here.
answerphone ¬ details
The answerphone is a virtual number provided by YAC, it costs about the same to call as a mobile, 32p/pm from the UK on peak, down to about 10p/pm off peak. Calls are moderated before going online. If you want to be told where your contribution has been listed on the site, or to suggest where it should go, just speak after the tone and leave your obscurity user name so I can get back to you :)
Have fun :)

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