Lets put Things into perspective here. (I apologize if you have heard this before):
Matt Moss walked into the forset of bere, (my local in
Denmead) and the pub in unison said
"evening Moss!" I walked up to the bar and Lee
Carroll, another local lad said to me
"how come everyone knows you in the village?" I said
"its not just the village, Everyone in the whole world
knows me."
Amazed, but doubting I continued to argue the toss
untill eventually we agreed to a challenge to prove
myself.
A week later we were in Rome, well the vatican city.
Lee Carroll had challenged me to go in and stand
beside the Pope as I know everyone I should have know
problem was his argument. The pope was due to be
giving a speech and Lee waited patiently untill
eventually the pope appeared on a balcony closely
followed by myself.
Lee dumbfounded turned to a man in the street and said
"Who is that up there?"
The man replied: "Who? That bloke or Matt Moss?"
If you dont know me then you must live outside of my world. This week the main talking point in my life is old people. Why are they so strange? is there something in Human nature that as soon as you hit 65 you find all sensible comments and conversation beyond you?
I do an awful lot of driving. A couple of weeks ago I
was drivig a relatively ancient aunt to the hospital
to see a friend of hers. we were travelling in the
middle lane of the M27 along the south coast at about
seventy five miles an hour, when from no where a red
sports car sped past us doing at least 120! Next thing
you know I hear this tutting:
"He wont get there any quicker!" She said.
Now correct me if I'm wrong but assuming he or she is
travelling to the same place we are, At a speed
approximately 4o mph quicker than ours they will get
there alot sooner, ie quicker!!!!
Another thing is that no matter what you pick up, a
plastic blow up hammer, or a pelican for example,
There is always an old person somewhere on hand to
say:
"You'll have someones eye out with that!"
Did Britain miss a trick during the war? We should
have sent a load of pensioners over. As soon as A
german picked up a gun:
"Put it down! you'll have someones Eye out!!!!!"
Also. As soon as they put it down:
"Don't leave it there! Someone will trip over it!"
For goodness sake! is there no end to this madness?
Another thing is there obsession with "In my Day". Who granted them ownership of an entire day?
If anyone can answer me that question then email me at obscurity or at Matt_Moss2000@yahoo.co.uk
All the best, Matt